MICHELLE OBAMA'S NEW LOOK!

NARCISCO RODRIGUEZ ONE OF OUR FIRST LADY'S GO TO DESIGNERS SHOWED A VERY STRANGE COLLECTION FOR FALL 2009...PART COW, PART CAMO, AND PART "DUMB DONALD" FROM FAT ALBERT AND THE COSBY KIDS....JUST STRANGE!!! THOUGH I CAN SEE MICHELLE IN THAT HAT...DID SOMEONE SAY IMPROVEMENT?

CALVIN'S STAR TREK...AND IT INCLUDES MR.UHRA'S

OF COURSE, AS ALL FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS OF MR. DE WITT KNOWS HE LOVES CALVIN KLEIN! (THE MAN & THE HOUSE) THIS SEASON ITALO ZUCCHELLI TAKES US BACK TO THE FUTURE VIA HIS THIERRY MUGLER MEETS STAR TREK INSPIRED COLLECTION...AND LOOK, BLACK MEN WILL BE "IN" IN THE FUTURE! COULD THE "OBAMA EFFECT" BE AT WORK ON THIS SEASONS RUNWAYS?

WHY!!!!!!!

KRISPY KREAM BACON CHEDDAR BURGER....NUF SAID!!!

OH JESUS!

MADONNA'S ( AKA MRS. ROBINSON ) NEW BRAZILIAN BOY TOY JESUS LUZ IS SMOKIN HOT IN HER NEW "W MAGAZINE" 45 PAGE SPREAD BY MR. DE WITT'S FAVORITE PHOTOGRAPHER STEVEN KLEIN.
...DAMN I HATE A CROPPED PHOTO!

MICHELLE OBAMA GETS LAID...OUT!

THE FIRST LADY GETS THE COVER & A FULL LAYOUT IN MARCH "VOGUE". MRS. PRESIDENT WEARS JASON WU ON THE COVER ( OH NO!...NOT A BLACK DESIGNER? ) PHOTOGRAPHED BY ANNIE LEIBOVITZ ( OH NO!...NOT A BLACK PHOTOGRAPHER? ) I GUESS THIS WILL START MORE CONTROVERSY IN THE BLOGISPHERE...HOWEVER, MR. DE WITT COULD CARE LESS WHO SHE WEARS! THE OBAMA'S WERE NOT ELECTED TO THE OFFICE OF "AMBASSADORS OF BLACKNESS"!

MUTT & JEFF...LUCKY BITCH!!!!

MR. DE WITT IS NOT A HATER...BUT DAMN! HOW DID LAURA DERN HOOK, HOG-TIE, AND COLLAR A FINE HUNK OF MAN-FLESH LIKE HER HUSBAND BEN HARPER. ALL I CAN SAY IS, IT KEEPS HOPE ALIVE!!!! (thanks to "just jared" for great pics!)

BUT YOU KNEW SHE WAS COMING!

MS. CICCONE FOR LOUIS VUITTON...NUFF SAID!