MICHELLE OBAMA'S NEW LOOK!

NARCISCO RODRIGUEZ ONE OF OUR FIRST LADY'S GO TO DESIGNERS SHOWED A VERY STRANGE COLLECTION FOR FALL 2009...PART COW, PART CAMO, AND PART "DUMB DONALD" FROM FAT ALBERT AND THE COSBY KIDS....JUST STRANGE!!! THOUGH I CAN SEE MICHELLE IN THAT HAT...DID SOMEONE SAY IMPROVEMENT?

CALVIN'S STAR TREK...AND IT INCLUDES MR.UHRA'S

OF COURSE, AS ALL FAITHFUL FOLLOWERS OF MR. DE WITT KNOWS HE LOVES CALVIN KLEIN! (THE MAN & THE HOUSE) THIS SEASON ITALO ZUCCHELLI TAKES US BACK TO THE FUTURE VIA HIS THIERRY MUGLER MEETS STAR TREK INSPIRED COLLECTION...AND LOOK, BLACK MEN WILL BE "IN" IN THE FUTURE! COULD THE "OBAMA EFFECT" BE AT WORK ON THIS SEASONS RUNWAYS?

WHY!!!!!!!

KRISPY KREAM BACON CHEDDAR BURGER....NUF SAID!!!

OH JESUS!

MADONNA'S ( AKA MRS. ROBINSON ) NEW BRAZILIAN BOY TOY JESUS LUZ IS SMOKIN HOT IN HER NEW "W MAGAZINE" 45 PAGE SPREAD BY MR. DE WITT'S FAVORITE PHOTOGRAPHER STEVEN KLEIN.
...DAMN I HATE A CROPPED PHOTO!

MICHELLE OBAMA GETS LAID...OUT!

THE FIRST LADY GETS THE COVER & A FULL LAYOUT IN MARCH "VOGUE". MRS. PRESIDENT WEARS JASON WU ON THE COVER ( OH NO!...NOT A BLACK DESIGNER? ) PHOTOGRAPHED BY ANNIE LEIBOVITZ ( OH NO!...NOT A BLACK PHOTOGRAPHER? ) I GUESS THIS WILL START MORE CONTROVERSY IN THE BLOGISPHERE...HOWEVER, MR. DE WITT COULD CARE LESS WHO SHE WEARS! THE OBAMA'S WERE NOT ELECTED TO THE OFFICE OF "AMBASSADORS OF BLACKNESS"!

MUTT & JEFF...LUCKY BITCH!!!!

MR. DE WITT IS NOT A HATER...BUT DAMN! HOW DID LAURA DERN HOOK, HOG-TIE, AND COLLAR A FINE HUNK OF MAN-FLESH LIKE HER HUSBAND BEN HARPER. ALL I CAN SAY IS, IT KEEPS HOPE ALIVE!!!! (thanks to "just jared" for great pics!)

BUT YOU KNEW SHE WAS COMING!

MS. CICCONE FOR LOUIS VUITTON...NUFF SAID!

BETTER THAN YOU WOULD THINK

CHECK IT OUT!...IN THEATERS 12/5/08

MORE, MORE, MORE!

RE-ISSUSE OF THE STEPHEN SPROUSE "MONOGRAM GRAFFITI" LOUIS VUITTON KEEPALL IT'S A LIMITED RELEASE, TIMED TO COINCIDE WITH THE OPENING OF A SPROUSE RETROSPECTIVE AT DEITCH PROJECTS JANUARY 9TH IN NEW YORK AND THE PUBLICATION OF RIZZOLI'S THE STEPHEN SPROUSE BOOK.

MUST HAVE: THE STEPHEN SPROUSE BOOK

"THE STEPHEN SPROUSE BOOK" CURATED BY THE PADILHA BROS...YOU KNOW OF MAO COMMUNICATIONS.
PRE-ORDER IT NOW! DUE OUT JAN 2009

TO RENNY, FROM RUSSIA WITH LOVE

WELL A VOGUE COVER IS A VOGUE COVER....SO WHAT IF IT'S RUSSIAN?

MARCUS LLOYD @ RED MODEL MANAGEMENT

MUST HAVE: SCARE THE CHILDREN!

JUST IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS GIFT GIVING..."THE BIRDS" BARBIE® YES, THIS IS REAL! THIS TIPPI HEDRON INSPIRED DOLL COMES COMPLETE WITH A "KELLY BAG" AND ATTACKING CROWS! THIS IS SOOOOOO GAY! WE LOVE IT!!!!!

ART + FASHION + COMMERCE = FIERCE!

RICHARD PRINCE, STEVEN KLEIN, LOUIS VUITTON, MARC JACOBS

H&M...DESIGNER WITHIN REACH

COMME des GARCONS NEW COLLECTION FOR H&M IS IN STORE TODAY! MENS & WOMENS CLOTHING, SHOES, ACCESSORIES AND FRAGRANCE.

JUST BECAUSE

THE YEAR 1991 B.T. (B. T. = BEFORE TENTS) A CALVIN KLEIN COLLECTION SHOWN "OLD SCHOOL" IN THE SHOWROOM. GREAT CLOTHES, GOOD GIRLS, EDITORS, BUYERS AND NO CELEBRITIES ON THE FRONT ROW! FASHION SERVED THE RIGHT WAY, UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL...I GUESS I SHOULD GET OVER IT...IT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME...HOWEVER, IT'S NICE TO REFLECT!

FLASHBACK...FACE OF THE 80'S

TERI TOYE...STEVEN MEISEL & STEPHEN SPROUSE'S MUSE ( MICHAEL BUTLER'S TOO!) MS. TOYE WAS THE PREMIER "DOWNTOWN GOSE UPTOWN" TRANSEXUAL MODEL DU JOUR OF THE 80's...aka " TERI TOYE IS A BOY" SHE IS FEATURED IN THIS MONTH'S "V" MAGAZINE...TAKE A LOOK ALL YOU BALLROOM ROCKSTARS AND LEARN YO' HISTORY! NEXT UP ON THE COVER OF "V" TODAY'S TRANSEXUAL SUPERSTAR...BEYONCE! LEARN IT MY CHILDERN!

NOT QUITE CAMELOT....

NOT THE BEST LOOK FOR OUR NEW FIRST LADY...MICHELLE, TAKE A CUE FROM THE JACKIE KENNEDY HANDBOOK...K.I.S.S....KEEP IT SIMPLE SWEETIE!!!

MEET YOU IN THE RAMBLES!

CHANEL COMES TO CENTRAL PARK...A PRE-FAB ART MUSEUM IS BEING "ERECTED" IN CENTRAL PARK TO EXHIBIT ARTWORK CREATED TO CELEBRATE THE 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE ICONIC "CHANEL 2.55 HANDBAG". OF COURSE IF YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR TICKET BY NOW...IT'S TOO LATE...SOLD OUT!

PROVOCATIVE OR PORNOGRAPHY?

TOM FORD'S MENSWEAR IMAGE CAMPAIGN...YOU DECIDE.