MR. DE WITT IS NOT A HATER...BUT DAMN! HOW DID LAURA DERN HOOK, HOG-TIE, AND COLLAR A FINE HUNK OF MAN-FLESH LIKE HER HUSBAND BEN HARPER. ALL I CAN SAY IS, IT KEEPS HOPE ALIVE!!!! (thanks to "just jared" for great pics!)
THAT'S RIGHT BIOOOTCHES, I'M MISS WHITE WOMEN AND I RULE!!! YOU ALL WANT ME, YOU ALL WANT TO BE ME, YOU ALL WANT TO DRESS ME, YOU ALL WANT MY LIFESTYLE AND I CAN GET ANY BLACK MAN ON THE PLANET AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!
AND SO MY HAT, WHICH HAS LO THESE MANY SEASONS BECOME MORE FIRMLY ROOTED ABOUT MY EARS, IS LIFTED TO THE FUTURE OF FASHION. I AM ONCE MORE AVAILABLE FOR DANCING IN THE STREETS AND SHOUTING FROM THE HOUSETOPS...MR. DE WITT HAS MUCH TO TELL AND THIS COLUMN SHALL REPORT FAITHFULLY ABOUT THE LAMENTABLE PRACTICE IN OUR INDUSTRY OF PERMITTING,
SHALL WE SAY, MORE MATURE DESIGNERS/MODELS/EDITORS TO CONTINUE PERFORMING IN ROLES REQUIRING A YOUTH AND VIGOR WHICH THEY RETAIN BUT A DIM MEMORY...
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4 comments:
U have to ask how?? Ann rules!
Bitch, cuz she is white and blonde and the only chocolate that tom will do is Godiva.....
THAT'S RIGHT BIOOOTCHES, I'M MISS WHITE WOMEN AND I RULE!!! YOU ALL WANT ME, YOU ALL WANT TO BE ME, YOU ALL WANT TO DRESS ME, YOU ALL WANT MY LIFESTYLE AND I CAN GET ANY BLACK MAN ON THE PLANET AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!
She's really not a cute doll at all...actually quite beastly(as we Brits would say, 'her face looks like the back of a bus'
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